75 I Can’t Sleep Quotes (Epic List of Memes & Images)

75 I Can’t Sleep Quotes (Epic List of Memes & Images)

Sometimes you can’t sleep and the best thing to do is to have a healthy dose of humor and read some I can’t sleep quotes. The following are my favorite funny and serious I can’t sleep quotes, which have all been made into 75 shareable meme images…

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1

If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It’s the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.

Dale Carnegie
If you cant sleep then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying Dale Carnegie - I cant sleep quote

2

Well, since I can’t sleep, I may as well browse the Internet for quotes about not being able to sleep.

Unknown
Well since I cant sleep I may as well browse the Internet for quotes about not being able to sleep - I cant sleep quote

3

I want to sleep, but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Unknown

4

When I am with you, we stay up all night.
When you’re not here, I can’t go to sleep.
Praise God for those two insomnias!
And the difference between them.

Rumi
When I am with you, we stay up all night Rumi - I cant sleep quote

5


Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”
Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes I lie awake at night Charles M Schulz - I cant sleep quote

6

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?” Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, “We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand-word essay.”

Charles M. Schulz
Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test Charles M Schulz - I cant sleep quote

7

I was in my bed trying to figure out why sometimes you can wake up and go back to sleep and other times you can’t.

Stephen Chbosky from The Perks of Being a Wallflower
I was in my bed trying to figure out why sometimes you can wake up and go back to sleep and other times you cant Stephen Chbosky

8

At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.

Unknown
At night I cant sleep - In the morning i cant wake up - I cant sleep quote

9

Legend says:

When you can’t sleep at night, it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream.

Unknown
Legend says when you cant sleep at night its because youre awake in someone elses dream - I cant sleep quote

10

RIP to all the hours of sleep I’ve lost to overthinking.

Unknown
RIP to all the hours of sleep Ive lost to overthinking - I cant sleep quote

11

The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4am knows all my secrets.

Poppy Z. Brite
The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4am knows all my secrets Poppy Z Brite - I cant sleep quote

12

I sometimes get up at night when I can’t sleep and walk down into my library and open one of my books and read a paragraph and say, “My God, did I write that?”

Ray Bradbury
I sometimes get up at night when I cant sleep Ray Bradbury - I cant sleep quote

13

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

Fran Lebowitz
Life is something that happens when you cant get to sleep Fran Lebowitz - I cant sleep quote

14

Do I fear the sleepless nights? You have no idea how long the dark last when you cannot close your eyes to it.

Tyler Knott Gregson
Do I fear the sleepless nights - Tyler Knott Gregson - I cant sleep quote

15

One day I’m going to sleep better and you will stay up thinking about me.

Rania Naim
One day Im going to sleep better and you will stay up thinking about me Rania Naim - I cant sleep quote

16

When I’m worried and I can’t sleep, I count my blessings instead of sheep. And I fall asleep… counting my blessings.

Bing Crosby
When Im worried and I cant sleep I count my blessings Bing Crosby - I cant sleep quote

17

My brain has too many tabs open.

Unknown
My brain has too many tabs open - I cant sleep quote

18

My life…

Morning: laziness.

Afternoon: dying for a rest.

Night: can’t sleep.

Unknown
My life - Morning laziness Afternoon dying for a rest Night cant sleep - I cant sleep quote

19

I should go to sleep, but the Internet needs me.

Unknown
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me - I cant sleep quote

20

Insomnia: Because sleep is for the weak and sane.

Unknown
Insomnia - Because sleep is for the weak and sane - I cant sleep quote

21

Me: I can’t sleep.

Brain: Would it help if I started calculating the maximum amount of sleep we can get every few minutes?

Unknown
Would it help if I started calculating the maximum amount of sleep we can get every few minutes - I cant sleep quote

22

People who can’t sleep don’t have insomnia. Their sheep are just broken.

Unknown
People who cant sleep dont have insomnia - Their sheep are just broken - I cant sleep quote

23

I’m four days past my bedtime.

Unknown
Im four days past my bedtime - I cant sleep quote

24

I can’t decide if I need a hug, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep.

Unknown
I cant decide if I need a hug 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep. - I cant sleep quote

25

Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed, fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Unknown
Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed fall right to sleep stay asleep all night and wake up feeling refreshed

26

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have an Internet connection.

Unknown
Some people cant sleep because they have insomnia - I cant sleep because I have an Internet connection - I cant sleep quote

27

Sleep? What’s that? A new type of casserole?

Maria V. Snyder
Sleep Whats that A new type of casserole Maria V Snyder - I cant sleep quote

28

What doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 3am wishing it had.

Unknown
What doesnt kill you leaves you lying awake at 3am wishing it had - I cant sleep quote

29

People who fall asleep quickly freak me out. I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Unknown
People who fall asleep quickly freak me out I mean dont they have thoughts - I cant sleep quote

30

The reasons we can’t sleep at night are usually the same reasons we don’t truly live during the day.

Michael Xavier
The reasons we cant sleep at night are usually the same reasons we dont truly live during the day Michael Xavier - I cant sleep quote

31

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep.

Robert Frost
The woods are lovely dark and deep - But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep Robert Frost - I cant sleep

32

I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep. It’s called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

Unknown
I have a condition that makes me eat when I cant sleep Its called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia - I cant sleep quote

33

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.

George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is an alliance entered into George Bernard Shaw - I cant sleep quote

34

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Dr. Seuss
You know youre in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams Dr Seuss- I cant sleep quote

35

Yesterday, I couldn’t sleep because I was falling in love. Today, I can’t sleep because I’m falling to pieces.

Unknown
Yesterday I couldnt sleep because I was falling in love Today I cant sleep because Im falling to pieces I cant sleep quote

36

Due to tonight’s lack of sleep, tomorrow has been canceled.

Unknown
Due to tonights lack of sleep tomorrow has been canceled - I cant sleep quote

37

The best way to see what tomorrow brings is to sleep through the night.

Unknown
The best way to see what tomorrow brings is to sleep through the night - I cant sleep quote

38

My eyelids are heavy, but my thoughts are heavier.

Unknown
My eyelids are heavy but my thoughts are heavier - I cant sleep quote

39

Sleep doesn’t help if it’s your soul that’s tired.

Unknown
Sleep doesnt help if its your soul thats tired - I cant sleep quote

40

Sometimes, all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart.

William C. Hannan
Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart William C Hannan - I cant sleep quote

41

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees.

Unknown
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep The other wants to know if penguins have knees - I cant sleep quote

42

I can’t sleep because whatever is broken never gets tired.

Unknown
I cant sleep because whatever is broken never gets tired - I cant sleep quote

43

It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.

Baltasar Gracian
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward Baltasar Gracian - I cant sleep quote

44

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants.

Jessamyn West
Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants Jessamyn West - I cant sleep quote

45

Sleep is such a luxury, which I can’t afford.

Robin Sikarwar
Sleep is such a luxury which I cant afford Robin Sikarwar - I cant sleep quote

46

Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.

Edgar Allan Poe
Sleep those little slices of death - how I loathe them Edgar Allan Poe - I cant sleep quote

47

I am terrified by this dark thing that sleeps in me.

Sylvia Plath
I am terrified by this dark thing that sleeps in me Sylvia Plath - I cant sleep quote

48

There will be sleeping enough in the grave.

Benjamin Franklin
There will be sleeping enough in the grave Benjamin Franklin - I cant sleep quote

49

I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia.

Emilie Autumn
I only sleep with people I love which is why I have insomnia - Emilie Autumn - I cant sleep quote

50

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night… without the satisfaction.

Lynn Johnston
Not being able to sleep is terrible You have the misery of having partied all night without the satisfaction Lynn Johnston - I cant sleep quote

51

I do this cute thing where I stay up all night and feel like death in the morning.

Unknown
I do this cute thing where I stay up all night and feel like death in the morning - I cant sleep quote

52

I prefer insomnia to anesthesia.

Antonio Tabucchi
I prefer insomnia to anesthesia Antonio Tabucchi - I cant sleep quote

53

Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.

Clifton Fadiman
Insomnia is a gross feeder It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking including thinking about not thinking Clifton Fadiman - I cant sleep quote

54

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

Jon Stewart
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration Jon Stewart - I cant sleep quote

55

I’m an insomniac. My mind works the night shift.

Pete Wentz
Im an insomniac My mind works the night shift Pete Wentz - I cant sleep quote

56

I have a feeling the Sandman skipped me tonight.

Unknown
I have a feeling the Sandman skipped me tonight - I cant sleep quote

57

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.

Charlotte Brontë
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow Charlotte Bronte - I cant sleep quote

58

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it’s time to get up.

Unknown
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that its time to get up - I cant sleep quote

59

The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.

F. Scott Fitzgerald
The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to - F Scott Fitzgerald - I cant sleep quote

60

Insomnia has this romantic way of making the moon feel like perfect company.

Sabrina Benaim
Insomnia has this romantic way of making the moon feel like perfect company - Sabrina Benaim - I cant sleep quote

61

The creak of bed springs suffering under the weight of a restless man is as lonely a sound as I know.

Patrick deWitt from The Sisters Brothers
The creak of bed springs suffering under the weight of a restless man is as lonely a sound as I know Patrick deWitt - I cant

62

Insomnia is a vertiginous lucidity that can convert paradise itself into a place of torture.

Emil Cioran
Insomnia is a vertiginous lucidity that can convert paradise itself into a place of torture Emil Cioran - I cant sleep quote

63

I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered exercise.

Unknown
I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered exercise - I cant sleep quote

64

Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but never gets you anywhere.

Erma Bombeck
Worry is like a rocking char. It gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere Erma Bombeck - I cant sleep quote

65

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Unknown
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do - I cant sleep quote

66

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

Unknown
Due to unfortunate circumstances I am awake - I cant sleep quote

67

I think insomnia is stalking me! No matter what I do, it’s right there every single night. I am seriously considering a restraining order.

Unknown
I think insomnia is stalking me No matter what I do its right there every single night I am seriously considering a restraining order - I cant sleep quote

68

I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.

Unknown
I should be asleep but there are a lot of things I should be - I cant sleep quote

69

I am a daydreamer and a nightthinker.

Unknown
I am a daydreamer and a nightthinker - I cant sleep quote

70

I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.

David Benioff
Ive always envied people who sleep easily Their brains must be cleaner the floorboards of the skull well swept all the little monsters David Benioff - I cant sleep quote

71

I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple: it’s loneliness.

Heath Ledger
I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple its loneliness Heath Ledger - I cant sleep quote

72

When I can’t sleep, I drink hot cocoa. Or gin if I’m out of cocoa. I’m out of cocoa a lot.

Unknown
When I cant sleep I drink hot cocoa Or gin if Im out of cocoa Im out of cocoa a lot - I cant sleep quote

73

What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?

Unknown
What do sheep count when they cant sleep - I cant sleep quote

74

I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a normal sleeping pattern.

Unknown
Ive forgotten what its like to have a normal sleeping pattern - I cant sleep quote

75

Sometimes, when I can’t get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I’d invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.

Sophie Kinsella
Sometimes when I cant get to sleep I imagine all the rules Id invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world Sophie Kinsella - I cant sleep quote
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